06.07.02
Die Zukunft
hat viele Namen.
Für die Schwachen ist sie die Unerreichbare,
für die Furchtsamen ist sie die Unbekannte,
für die Tapferen ist sie die Chance.
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05.07.02
Ein Geheimnis des Erfolgs ist, den Standpunkt des anderen zu verstehen.
Henry Ford
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."
Mark Twain
Das Recht auf Dummheit wird von der Verfassung geschützt. Es gehört zur Garantie der freien Entfaltung der Persönlichkeit.
Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
I thoroughly
disapprove of duels. I consider them unwise and I know they are dangerous. Also,
sinful. If a man should challenge me now I would go to that man and take him
kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and
kill him.
Mark Twain
When in doubt, tell the truth.
Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear.
Mark Twain
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
Mark Twain
Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Mark Twain
Es ist schwieriger ein Vorurteil zu zertrümmern als ein Atom!
Albert Einstein
Wenn ich die Folgen geahnt hätte, wäre ich Uhrmacher geworden.
Albert Einstein
Zwei Dinge sind unendlich: Das Universum und die menschliche Dummheit. Aber
beim Universum ist das noch nicht ganz sicher.
Albert Einstein
Failure is not an option
Gene Krantz, flight director of the apollo missions.
Ein Abend, an dem sich alle Anwesenden völlig einig sind, ist ein verlorener Abend.
Albert Einstein
Gott hat den Menschen erschaffen, weil er vom Affen enttäuscht war. Danach hat er auf weitere Experimente verzichtet.
Albert Einstein
Ich sehe einfach nicht ein, etwas zu lernen, was mir keine Freude bereitet.
Albert Einstein
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
Mark Twain
Twenty years
from now you will be more disappointed by the things you
didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away
from the safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
Mark Twain
There is a
theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what
the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be
replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another
theory which states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Anyone who
is capable of getting themselves made President should on no
account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.
George Bush, US President
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates, 1981
If English
was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for the schoolchildren
of Texas.
Texas Gov.
James Ferguson, 1917, explaining why he vetoed
a bill funding the teaching of foreign languages in Texas schools.
How could this be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?
Al Gore ( on Y2k )
I am not
a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Television
is called a medium. This is because
it is neither rare, nor well done.
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How come
we choose from just two people for
President, and fifty for Miss America?
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Ever wonder
about those people who spend $2 a throw on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
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